im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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