Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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