its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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