i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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