I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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