she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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