I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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