New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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