so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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