i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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