why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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