matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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