That's intense
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
We are two peas in an std pod
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Drake has all the answers
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