Buhtt sex?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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