Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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