So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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