I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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