im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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