omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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