im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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