Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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