Pappa wants mamma naked
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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