Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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