Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
This girl is more easily done than said...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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