U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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