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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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