I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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