he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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