They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.