the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"