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(586): View more from Michigan

We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy

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(586): We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy http://tfl.nu/9kor

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?

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WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE

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(402): You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out? (1-402): WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE http://tfl.nu/6ukn

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(205): View more from Alabama

Do you want the good news or bad news first?

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bad news

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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.

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(205): Do you want the good news or bad news first? (678): bad news (205): The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos. http://tfl.nu/6wx8

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(903): View more from Texas

pop tarts are not kleenex

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(903): pop tarts are not kleenex http://tfl.nu/wjj4

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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.

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(806): You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito. http://tfl.nu/i4sd

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(713): View more from Texas

i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.

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(713): i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration. http://tfl.nu/akwa

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(845): View more from New York

This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.

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(845): This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink. http://tfl.nu/qaqf

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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day

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(603): Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day http://tfl.nu/sq9b

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(647): View more from Ontario

Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.

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(647): Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face. http://tfl.nu/boco

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.

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(717): Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up. http://tfl.nu/k28p

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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?

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(858): I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again? http://tfl.nu/4q23

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(571): View more from Virginia

Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!

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(571): Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?! http://tfl.nu/2zl4

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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me

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(864): So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me http://tfl.nu/4trs

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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.

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(325): Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul. http://tfl.nu/ljpv

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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.

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(870): I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting. http://tfl.nu/ibtm

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