he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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