I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
my poor anus
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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