Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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