you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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