around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
