Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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