The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
