Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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