so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He has the fingertips of a God
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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