What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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