Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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