What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys