YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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