he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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