drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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