Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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