There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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