he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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