Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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