Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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