She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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