he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I would ride that face into the sunset
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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