Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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