thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I had to cum in my sink.
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