Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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