there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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